pffft i love my waifu
SP: waifu do u know what a doitsu is?
Me: It is a japanese germany waifu
SP: shhh no it’s not
what a doitsu is
DOITSU IS A KAWAII DOKI DOKI MOFO THAT WAS BORN FROM THE SUGOI BEER GODS WHEN THE WURST GOD PUT HIS OCHINCHIN INTO THE BEER GODS OCHIN