so i went to worcester today and humphrey bogart was not there instead i was interviewed by a woman named angie who was nice with bumpy arms and she did not interrogate me she asked me really dumb questions like is this your name is this your second name is this your surname what’s your date of birth but she had everything on a screen in front of her so she was testing me a bit but she used a nice voice so it did not feel v pressing and i was always one step ahead!! on the ball!! now it won’t stop raining and everyone’s complaining (ooh poetic) but i secretly love the wet it’s perfect weather for sitting inside for days on end watching romcoms starring jennifer aniston and japanese horror films and arrested development which is what i usually do but now i can do it without hearing my mum say viciously in my ear kandace it is such a nice day why don’t you go outside and play hehehe

(in two weeks i get a national insurance number and then i am a real person woo)