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THE HIPPIES UPSTAIRS HAVE A BANJO. I’M GOING TO GO TAKE A BATH WITH MY TOASTER.

  • Coworker: Doing anything fun after work?
  • Me: Uhhhh... showering?
  • Coworker: Kelly, do you have a boyfriend?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *hysterical laughter*
  • Me: Oh, that was a serious question? No. ...No.
  • Coworker: ...Oh.

I PRESENT TO YOU MY OWN PERSONAL BRAND

DROOM WAGON
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DROOM STICK
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DROOM AND GLOOM
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DROOMDOCK SAINTS
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DROOM FOR RENT
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DROOM ME
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DROOM WHAGON

[i hate my job]

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