Mike Z on tonight’s Salty Cupcakes:
“Why are there guys in a game called Skullgirls?”
“The same reason you don’t fight streets in Street Fighter. It’s named for the plot.”
GUYS
WHAT IF THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS LIFE
AND IT’S ALL MADE UP IN OUR MINDS BUT WE DON’T KNOW IT AND WE’RE ALL GODS OF OUR LIVES BUT WE CAN’T CONTROL IT UNTIL WE’RE DEAD
ANOTHER IDEA
WHAT IF GUYS AND GIRLS HAD PERIODS
EVERY WORLD PROBLEM WOULD BE SOLVED
i have gotten white girl wasted day drunk 3 saturdays in a row
guys who needs lava lamps when you can just go to a volcano that has actual lava
#genius
