here’s the deal. i just made bangin’ chicken parm and now i am baking nutella croissants. there is one question i have to ask…. WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN SNATCHED UP FOR MARRIAGE YET?
I attract men with their “lights on”, but I only want the men who have their “lights way the fuck off”.
On our good days, I think you’re “the one.” And on our bad days, I still feel the same.
remember that time I tied all the boys ties at Sig Nu and they all said I was wife material
let’s go back to that… PSimissU
