wienermeister replied to your post: i think as a pop star ke$ha is about the only…
she uses the t word a lot tho and has a horrible cissexist song called grow a pear that contains the line i cant date a guy with a vag??
oh god fucking dammit i just cant find one non shitty person can i
wienermeister replied to your post: There hasn’t been any new Heavy/Medic porn in days.
“Prepare yourself, Doctor,” Heavy bellowed, and pushed aside Medic’s pink, lacy panties and shoved his dick up the doctor’s butt.
giddytf2 replied to your post: There hasn’t been any new Heavy/Medic porn in days.
There can never be enough Heavy/Medic porn.
Enough is not enough.
hana-bakemono replied to your post: There hasn’t been any new Heavy/Medic porn in days.
Well, there is a good reason. There was far too much recently and… well, Medic can currently be found at home with ice wrapped around his bottom, unable to sit for at least a week. When he recovers, the porn will begin again.
HEAVY, YOU’RE UP, GET YOUR ASS IN THERE.
inkymelon replied to your post: There hasn’t been any new Heavy/Medic porn in days.
(sssh I’m working on some actually)
tf2shitfest replied to your post: There hasn’t been any new Heavy/Medic porn in days.
It’s like being stuck on an island in the middle of the ocean without any porn. :P
I hate this island.
RED-Demoman/BLU-Medic: Donut
Written by wienermeister.
Requested by me (anonymously because I was at school =I)
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Between waves of the metal menace, the mercenaries retreated to their now-shared base to rest and regroup. Food seemed to often be in short supply, but sometimes, after a good haul of cash, they would go out and get something sweet to treat themselves. This time, a box of donuts lay open on the table in the lounge. BLU Medic was the last to enter the room, having been finely tuning his Medigun for the next hoarde, and was disappointed to see only one pastry left in the box, and the RED Demoman’s hand reaching for it. The Scot must have caught the doctor’s sigh, however, and instead passed the donut to his erstwhile enemy. Medic took it gratefully, offering a small smile and a “thank you”. Demo smiled back, secretly noting the light pink that dusted the older man’s cheeks.
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Guess who left request for wienermeister? And this ficlet was super cute, I love it <3
cute <3 cute <3 cute cute cute <3 <3 mmmmmmmh so cute
ikr god that guy made me so mad i hate when people encourage their pets to be destructive
a literal sack of shit encouraging that bullying destructive behavior thinking it’s hilarious and saying if the cats couldn’t get along, his girlfriend had to leave????
I SAW THAT EPISODE THE OTHER DAY ME AND MY SISTER WERE LIKE LADY GET OUT OF THERE
I’M SO GLAD SHE DID LIKE
from that first little interview with them before Jackson got there, I wanted to slap the hell out of him but it makes me so happy she got out of there and is happy now
@ Joe
Yes I was using a texture pack for my minecraft. Normally, enderbabusmen look like this;
and they love to take blocks from the ground and shit like this;
but then when you make eye contact, they get all mad and angry and look like dis;
and then they try to kill you, teleporting all over da place and sneaking up behind you. they also make a creepy ‘growl’ like noise too that only you can hear and grows in volume.
it’s awesome
haha omg hed do it too good job
i cant remember what i named his wife but it started with an M so for now im gonna go with mitzy because i think thats really close
wienermeister reblogged your post: my crowning achievement
HAHA WHAT
when we got bored at work once i ate a slice of pecan pie but i hate pecans i just like the filling and crust
so i was trying to get kelsey to take the pecans i picked off the top of the pie and she was like ‘nah’ so i somehow turned into Scout As A Middle-Aged Dad yelling at his son for not wanting his leftover pecans and catapulting them at said son with a spoon
Several times my cat has U N H I N G E D H E R J A W T O R E L E A S E T H E B E E H O A R D S
wienermeister replied to your post: there are plenty of ways to insult people, esp women, w/o being weird and kinda misogynistic about it, for instance: “shitbird”
isnt bird a kinda old-timey slur for women or was it just a descriptor idek
i think it was in the uk? idk im not up on britslang or whateverthefuck
