‘i want to test all your limits’ i whispered to this function before i graphed it
what if i had a pet named “go away”
if it wouldn’t come when you whistle just start screaming “GO AWAY” at it
or something threatening like “i’m gonna cut you”
you could look endearingly at it and coo “awwww i’m gonna cuuut youuuuuu”
What if food had feelings.. Like, when you’re going grocery shopping and you grab a box of cookies and that box of cookies gets really happy that you picked them but then you put them back and you hurt their feelings..