some people are really cool and it makes me sad because i wanna be cool

i wanna be a dweeby charming dude wearing bow ties and sweater vests and corduroys and oxfords and i wanna woo all the ladies and gents and people with my singing and ukulele and wehhhhhhhhhh

i wish i was cool

Whenever I get the opportunity to hang out with cool people like Beans On Toast I just want to die because I am so not capable of being anywhere near as chilled or cool. I just can’t.

Can I be part of the drama now guys I’m almost at 1k.

Man I wish I was cool enough to do cool things with my hair.

Pfft I was like “I’m gonna make my tumblr all fancy and pretty like the cool kids” and I started doing shit and hit update preview

NOPE

DON’T SAVE CHANGES

tweeting is hard cause you have 150 characters to be funny but not awkward sassy and cool but not trying too hard and be totally awesome without being a douchebag

I have an embarrassing story to tell…

I do make unnecessary replies THE FUQ

What are the odds? Awkward in real life and on the internet. Yeeey. Beating the socially awkward penguin is an achievement, but not really.

Why am I like this? Sadface. And this unnecessary replies doesn’t make me cool either. I reply awkward stuffs and I don’t get a reply back. Humans don’t quite understand aliens yep you are correct my friend. (loljk ur knot)

I AM AS HALLOW AS THE RAPIST HALLOW MAN.

RAMDAM KITA BRON RAMDAM KITA.

From Filipino to English according to Google translate: Earning income Bron feel it feel it. (that doesn’t even make any sense! Anyways..)

Thank you Bron for reminding me of my obsession with Game of Thrones, as I was interrupted for an hour by looking at epic GoT memes while writing this post. *no whores for you tonight commander*

And for the ending phrase, learning, and bottomline here is: DON’T REPLY AND BE COOL COZ WINTER IS COMING LOLZ.