- TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
- EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
- TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
- EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?
- TG: but
- TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken
- TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
- EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?
- EB: try using your brain numbnuts.
- TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like
- TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous
- EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.
- TG: ok i can accept that
- TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters
- TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face
- TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
- TG: did you get the beta yet
- EB: no.
- EB: did you?
- TG: man i got two copies already
- TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
- TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????
- EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.
- TG: yeah
- TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
- EB: alright.
