i hate band shirts cuz they’re so comfy you want to wear them and then sleep and them and then the next day you’re like “can i get away with wearing this again” and ur mind is tellin you no but ur body is tellin you YESSSSSSSSS

I learn more from the back of the libra pads than I do at school 

I am attracted to everyone but nobody’s attracted to me

at least my self esteem is size zero

so there’s this white girl at my school who came into class today with a new tattoo,
It’s on her lower back and it says: “Peace, Love, Twerk”
this is my official resignation from the town I live in and the peers I am associated with

but on the real though two things sound fuckin awesome right now:

1. Pancakes

2. sex

WHEN I ASK MY FRIENDS IF I SHOULD TRY A ZUMBA CLASS AT THE GYM

THEY’RE LIKE:

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When someone skinnier than me calls herself fat, then goes on to tell me that I'm not fat.

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why can’t i be tall and skinny 

Me on my period: I JUST WANNA EAT CHOCOLATE !!

Me on my period: OMG WHY DID YOU LET ME EAT CHOCOLATE!???  I’M SO FAT!

Me on my period: CRYING

Me on my period: OMG I JUST WANT TO EAT CHOCOLATE AND CRY!!

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