White logic

-abducts you from Africa; tells you to go back to where you came from

-makes every effort to keep you poor; calls you lazy

-calls you dumb; uses your language, music, clothing, and inventions

-doesn’t like black girls/guys; rages when a black person doesn’t like white girls/guys

-is middle class Joe Schmoe; considers self to be above the president of the United States

-hates the word “nigga;” feels its necessary to be able to say the word “nigga”

-hates affirmative action because “people have to earn things;” sitting in a 10k a year private high school paid for by parents

-calls self an ally; tells everyone what to do

-two black people in the class; thinks the class is diverse

-wears snap-backs, sags pants, loves rap, refers to self as having swag; hates black people

-refuses to acknowledge the difference between Chinese/Japanese/Korean; says they are Irish/Scottish/German/French and gets upset when told that they are just white

-sees a tan white girl in an ad; complains that beauty standards favour POC

-claims they just want to grab an Asian and put them in pocket because of “cuteness;” rails against being objectified 

-talks about sexism and oppression constantly; complains when someone talks about racism

-is a straight middle class white person; considers self expert on racism and oppression

-says racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist shit in the name of free speech; has a meltdown and tries to verbally police you when you criticize beloved fandom