The Wheelie Bin Conundrum
So my parents are going away for a week, leaving me in charge of the house, and they keep thinking of things I’ll need to know:
Mum: Oh, another thing, you have to leave the bins out on Monday.
Me: Yeah, I don’t think I need instructions for that though.
Mum: Well actually, they alternate bins each week, so how will you know which coloured one has to go out?
Me: I have a 50/50 chance of being right, but of course I could just check to see which one all the neighbours have left out.
I’m basically Sherlock bloody Holmes.
I bet there's some bloke in some worn, torn third-world village as we speak just crying...
- Why are you crying mate? Is it coz you've go no food, no money, no home?
- It is none of those things. Some people in England only get their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight! OH THE SUFFERING IS UNIMAGINABLE!! LAST WEEK I SAW MY FAMILY KILLED BEFORE MY VERY EYES, BUT PAYING FOR THE CARRIER BAG?!! IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU MAD!
- http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EZkjXaXK2E&feature=related