how to tell if ur a REAL woman

• real woman has skin most of the time, covering ALL of body
• real woman has at least one brain if not More than 1 brain
• real woman yells OUCH if her finger gets stuck in pencil sharpener..
• can turn on lights using mind
• eats only used t-shirts and socks

if ur not ALL of these things then ur not a real woman get off tumblr