how cool would it be if you got paid to sleep

Petty/No Shame

Slight influx of former kids from high school who never talked to me adding me on Facebook and I earnestly believe it has to do with how I work at a cool fucking company that recently made international news for its billion dollar acquisition.

I’m only slightly less fat and my teenage acne is now adult acne, so it must really suck for them to see how much better I am at living than they are.

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