• my brother: *making some really annoying noises*
  • me: shut up brandon, you're annoying as fuck
  • dad: hahah emma when you fully realize what that word means you will understand its not actually annoying
  • me: oh m ygod

i still think sherlockians should be called holmosexuals

The Whouffle

  • The Doctor: The milk for the Whouffle, where did it come from?
  • Oswin: Your dick

[the muffled sound of Jerry Cantrell’s hair growing back]

what if the house of hades cover is just percy with annabeth dying in his arms with luke’s ghost next to annabeth

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