….the fuck did I just read
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Look man I was in the shower giving myself a checkup y’know when I felt a lump. Like…it was a third testicle. I no rite?! Like I flipped my shit so I went to the emergency room and they knocked me out before cutting open my sack and when they took the lump out and had it analyzed they found out it was a shriveled up ovary. FML
Anonymous
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Who the eff is this?
Mutant Fozzy Bear?
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This guy’s shirt looks like he has a gun holster on..
Plus he looks like Terrorist..
And has a fucking weird haircut.
At a Chinese restaurant.What the literal fuck.
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I’m sorry, but you’re not a very good friend. I don’t understand why you think you can do whatever the fuck you want without consequences. that’s so fucked up and you know it.
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“
A few days ago, the existence of a project on Kickstarter–a card game where players take the role of a tentacle monster and attempt to rape high school girls called Tentacle Bento–started to attract some attention. After Brandon Sheffield at Insert Credit, and later Luke Plunkett at Kotaku, wrote negatively about the game, Kickstarter cancelled its funding.
Good on Kickstarter for doing the right thing. They have no obligation to host funding for a game that trivializes rape by turning it into a cutesy game (and also offers as one of the backer rewards the option to put “yourself or your wife/girlfriend” in the game as a target, just putting that out there)
”— You know the expression “I choked on my coffee”? I actually choked on my coffee. (And Gabe from Penny Arcade’s supporting the developers, surprise of the year.) -


Get your shit together eBay
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fUCKING PSISED THE FUCK OFF
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for pinterest you have to put your email on a fucking waiting list to create an account.

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I need an opportunity to use this gif

I don’t know what I could use this for
but ONE DAY