look - i 100% understand that louis might have felt the need to adress eleanor hate because it’s vile and cruel to send her death threats and just maybe he wanted to be a good guy and stand up for her - but to so blatantly separate his fans by putting some up on a piedestal and drag others through the mud?

that is just unacceptable.

do they listen to your music? buy your songs? go to your concerts?  then fuck does it matter what they think of your girlfriend. they never signed up to worship the ground she walks on.

i love you but sit your fine ass down louis.

Who the fuck taught Tarlok to fucking bloodbend???!!!?!?!?!??!

ok don’t get me wrong I don’t hate megadeth I actually like them it’s just that dave mustaine is a cunt and it would be great if he just stopped using his christianity as an excuse to hate gays　

WHY WAS I NOT FOLLOWING JUTHIKA THIS WHOLE TIME

So, I went on my very first date tonight. I was told the guy was 23, turns out he’s almost 28…yeah, too old for me. But here’s some stuff I learned:

• Don’t talk about your ex and her fucking kids on a first date. He also talked about his other ex’s. Classy.
• Don’t talk about how you got so drunk you threw up all over your friends’ bathrooms on numerous occasions.  Oh, super cool. Thanks, that makes me think super highly of you.
• Don’t sit so fucking close to me when I JUST MET YOUR ASS.
• Don’t talk to me about how you’re ready to ‘settle down’.  I’m only 20. I can barely take care of myself. Also, don’t say how you want to marry a good cook and then ask me if I can cook. Obviously I’m going to just say NO.

This guy was nice enough, but there was absolutely no connection…and he’s 8 fucking years older than me. I went into this thinking he was 23, and then he told me he was 27 and ready to settle down and have a family and what the actual fuck? Like, I’d love to be married and shit, but I’M ONLY 20 FUCKING YEARS OLD. I’m obviously not ready to be married. At least I got good beer out of this.

• Meggan (my oldddd ex gf and ex fiance) texts me and asks if I’m going to the club tonight
• I ask Aubz if she wants to go to the club
• Aubz eventually agrees on going and Meggan is being a sketchball
• Get Meggan and Aubrie on board
• Meggan drives to me, gets ready then we head to Subway where Aubrie works
• Aubrie informs us that she is going to Clinton to chill with Linder for a bit
• Meggan smokes a cigarette (I hate them)
• Meggan and I chill and then go pick up alcohol from Rachel
• Rachel gives me potato vodka that will get me “fucked up”
• I drive to the gas station to get a chaser for Meggan and I
• Meggan smokes a cigarette
• We drive back to the Subway parking lot and start drinking
• We do shots
• Meggan smokes a cigarette
• Meggan starts confessing things that I already knew
• Meggan comes on to me
• I say no
• She kisses me anyways
• She tells me about how she would still marry me and tells me that she is going to break up with her boyfriend and that we should hang out more and hook up
• I disagree. I tell her that she won’t break up with her bf because she can’t be by herself and she doesn’t have a sense of self worth and that I don’t have any feelings for her and in fact I have feelings for another person.
• We are drunk
• Meggan is crying
• Aubrie is back
• Meggan confesses to Aubrie that she’s sorry they hate each other or hated, who knows, and is apologizing and trying to bond.
• I give Aubrie the help me eyes. (I previously texted Aubrie a series of texts about the kind of drunk Meggan is. Note that Meggan and I have never been drunk around eachother before so I had NO IDEA what the night would entail)
• Aubrie drives to Pulse, the club.
• Meggan smokes a cigarette
• Aubz gives me Meggan’s keys
• We walk to Pulse from the bank
• Meggan meets Gabby, Sydney, Jasmine, Heath, Kara, and Nat.
• Meggan proceeds to thank Heath for taking me “under her wing” and buys us all shots
• Meggan smokes a cigarette
• Meggan starts making friends with random people
• I am showing off my man chest
• I look over the balcony and see 3 guys all over Meggan
• I talk to Meggan and explain to her that these guys are trying to rape her. One of these boys is a scumbag. I shall refer to him as Scumbag. He started making out with Kara’s neck the week before and Kara is Heath’s gf so Kara and Heath really don’t like him. Gabby also has a story about him. So none of us like scumbag as this point. He is a straight guy who goes to the gay club to pick up girls, just sayin’
• She yells at me and demands her keys, I say no. She pushes me in the chest after I explain that she should trust me because she has know me for six years but she trusts the guys who are trying to fuck her.
• Meggan takes her keys after someone separates us from fighting
• Whatever
• I have fun with my friends
• Dance with Aubrie and Syd and such
• Can’t find Meggan
• Go to the balcony
• Heath and Kara and Nat tell me about how Meggan was just fucking scumbag in the bathroom and how they don’t like her because she’s real scummy. Heath tried to ask her what she was doing and her defense was something like I broke her heart, etc. and her boyfriend treats her like shit. Heath doesn’t like Meggan. Note that Heath is the chillest person ever and RARELY dislikes people
• Heath spits at Meggan and Scumbag respectively from the balcony.
• This is blurry.. dancing maybe?
• Syd, Gabby, and Jasmine leave
• A group of people: Mikey, Megan, and Liz bring Meggan to me with a cup of water because she was going to pass out apparently. I apologize for Meggan’s actions and thank them for helping her out. We engage in conversation for a few.
• Meggan is pissed and runs away again. At some point she gave me her keys back but she took them away again.
• Aubrie tries to grab keys, can’t and I go inside to help her. Meggan is pissed and feels disrespected and runs downstairs.
• I watch her and then Heath and Aubrie decide to dance. Nat and Kara follow. Instead of walking to the dance floor I watch Meggan outside.
• She falls over into the railing and a man helps her to sit on a bench.
• She begins reaching to people from her bench
• I go up to her and join her. She is mad and runs away after telling me to leave her the fuck alone repeatedly
• Kara and Nat sit with me and I vent about how I am embarrassed and I don’t understand how she can have such little self respect.
• Meggan smokes a cigarette
• Meggan passes out with her head in a man’s lap
• Nat goes to talk to her
• I vent to Kara
• Aubrie and Heath come out and Aubrie inform me that Liz said that she thinks I am cute and Aubrie respond with “yeah you and every other girl” Essentially Aubrie cockblocked me in the most egotistical way then tried to make up for it by saying something like yeah, he probably thought you were cute too…. thanks haha
• I try to find Liz to get her number, no luck
• Heath is now with Kara and Aubrie and Nat are with Meggan
• Nat says it is time to go, we all leave.
• Meggan is beyond intoxicated. She runs down the street. Tries to fight with Aubrie, Refuses help. Runs somemore. Runs in a very complicated direction but somehow manages to make it to the parking lot of the car.
• I note that she has the keys and will try and drive the car because she is the drunk. Please note the Meggan can barely keep her eyes open, she needs glasses to drive, and she is in blackout intoxicated mode.
• I run after her and lead her to the car.
• I tell her that she will not be driving
• She insists.
• I disagree
• Aubrie and Nat show up.
• Nat tries to be friendly and tries to convince Meggan that she can just pass out in the back
• Meggan insists on driving
• Aubrie says no
• Over the next 15 minutes I proceed to yell at Meggan telling her to give us the keys because there is no fucking way that she can drive and I won’t let her endanger her own life and other people’s lives. I have to repeatedly grab Meggan and move her away from the driver’s door. (Luckily for me she didn’t try to use another door) Meggan refuses, cries, threatens me, punches Aubrie, punches me, calls her father (who is a lieutenant) cries somemore and finally throws her keys after I repeatedly threaten to get a New Haven Police Officer to drive her home.  
• Meggan sits in the back screaming and crying
• We say bye to Nat
• Meggan insists on staying in my house and sleeping with me. I am beyond annoyed, embarrassed, and disgusted. (Nothing turns me off more than drunken people that I have to fucking babysit. Note that I also hate hate hate vomit, obnoxious people, liars, and people who have no sense of self worth or respect and can’t live their life unless they are in a relationship). She begs to sleep in my driveway and if not my driveway then anyone’s drive, just not home.
• We drive toward Subway (30 min approx)
• Meggan passes out
• I tell Aubrie that we are even, and we kinda laugh and I am so fucking embarrassed that I thought bringing Meggan was a good idea.
• Meggan wakes up by vomiting all over herself, the backseat and the door and window in her car.
• Car now reeeeks of vomit. I HATE PUKE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
• We get to Subway. I drive Aubrie’s car to Meggan’s and Aubrie follows me. (15-20 min drive) 
• Get to Meggan’s, wake her up and give her her keys. She thinks she is at my house and wants to sleep in the driveway. I tell her that she can’t stay in the car in fear that she will choke on her vomit incase she pukes again.
• Someone wakes up in Meggan’s house and helps her inside. Please note that Meggan’s parents hated me for ‘corrupting their daughter’ when we were in a relationship and now Meggan is walking into her house, literally covered in vomit after seeing me and Aubrie…. great.
• I drive Aubz’s car to my house. We laugh and I’m still really embarrassed.
• We exchange hugs and laughter at my house and I owe Aubrie a medium-rare steak.
• Aubrie drives home and here I am telling you about how bitches be crazy.
• What the actual fuck
• Never again
• Ever
• Please.
• I have work in seven hours.
• I will post wonderful intoxicated photos of Meggan and myself when the go online.
• This has been a post.
• Thank you.

abraham lincoln: vampire hunter

are you kidding me