"I don't listen to classical music because it's so old ... like 100 years old."
When someone puts me in charge
When I can't decide how to wear my hair
When I get a new neighbor
Expectation
Reality
When you put your feet up at a theater and two seconds later someone comes up and sits right in front of you.
you’re just like:
Every time an election rolls around
When I'm eating healthy and want everyone to notice
When I actually answer asks in my inbox
Waking up hungover:
At first I’m like:
But then I’m like:
What my parents look like whenever they try to act cool
When I flip my hair and boys don't get overwhelmed
WHEN FINAL GRADES GET POSTED ON ROSI
When one of my friends says we should go on a diet...
when i'm freaking out over my project and try to function as a normal human being
WHEN YOUR PHONE STARTS GOING OFF BUT IT'S LOST IN YOUR BLANKETS:
When you order a salad
