oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
mom

those are guitar strings
do you guys remember that one time that mojo jojo dressed up as a little girl

And the powerpuff girls ended up having fun with him

and they played dress-up

and did a remake of that pinup ad

AND CHECKED OUT BOYS

but then he turned evil again and took away the girls powers

and went on a rant about how normal girls can’t do anything

and so in a major plot twist they got super mad and beat him up

and so for the very first time the day was saved THANKS TO THE NORMAL LITTLE GIRLS
