oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything

so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”

and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”

and I’m like

mom

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those are guitar strings

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME BIRD DOING A MATING CALL OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DYING DUCK IT’S A FUCKING SQUIRREL THAT’S WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE????

do you guys remember that one time that mojo jojo dressed up as a little girl

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And the powerpuff girls ended up having fun with him

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and they played dress-up

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and did a remake of that pinup ad

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AND CHECKED OUT BOYS

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but then he turned evil again and took away the girls powers

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and went on a rant about how normal girls can’t do anything

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and so in a major plot twist they got super mad and beat him up

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and so for the very first time the day was saved THANKS TO THE NORMAL LITTLE GIRLS

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