my dad just came in and handed me a squigee and said nothing
ok
so da has given us a one day premium membership?
um
what do i do with it?
tartar sauce is real and exists outside of the tv show spongebob squarepants and im real upset about it
THERE IS A POSSUM IN MY TRASHCAN
so
there’s a dead baby possum in my pool
uhm
what do I do
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Man, for the first time in a while, I actually have money.
unclejonsiereplied to yourpost:IM HUNGRY OKAY FEED ME SOMEONE *gives u a scented candle*
unclejonsiereplied to yourpost:IM HUNGRY OKAY FEED ME SOMEONE
*gives u a scented candle*
are you implying that i smell
There’s a baby on my doorstep. I’m the only one home. Everyone else is gone, and I’m here alone. And out of all of the days… A BABY IS ON MY DOORSTEP. TODAY. RIGHT NOW. OH GOD.
WOW MY DAD GOT ME A 32 INCH TV AND GAVE ME 100 DOLLARS???
WHAT IS GOING ON
I got twitter..
WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE?!