Evolution is Beautiful

I was talking to my roommate about evolution—mostly because I tend to spit out random facts about animals—and I told him how whales were originally land animals that went back to the water. And he told me that was beautiful.

And you know what? 

I agree. Evolution is fucking beautiful.

Just the idea that nature caused things to change through time to adapt to their environments, and that a primal need for survival has given us jellyfish, hummingbirds, tigers, lizards, and cockroaches is absolutely overwhelming—and beautiful.

Much more beautiful than an ark. A story that people—specially in the US—that people cling to. I always thought it curious that people in Brazil—who are mostly Catholic—don’t have any problems with evolution, but people in America get all uppity about it. Did you know there’s a creationist museum in Kentucky? And that they defend natural selection but don’t see it as evidence for evolution? I really love this country, but sometimes I think it has problems. 

So here’s the ending to The Origin of Species. Good ol’ Darwin kind of agrees with me:

“There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone circling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being evolved.” 

Fossil envy

skynews.com.au

So I caught this link on one of my various fossil news feeds that I have and, at first, I was really excited about this. It is a really excellent and unprecedented treasure of mammal evolution that we will certainly gain a great amount of insight from.

Then I got to thinking about the fossil record for whale evolution and how well represented the transition is from terrestrial, to aquatic, to modern. That is when I thought, fuck them. I mean, these fossils date to about the time our ancestors became bipedal. Is it so hard to ask that an Ardipithecus ramidus and some other bipedal relative choke each other to death near a lake-shore, both collapsing simultaneously, and thereafter be covered in a thick layer of easily dated volcanic ash? I would even settle for other volcanic ash to have killed and preserved a gathering of tool-clutching Homo habilis and Paranthropus boisei as they drank from a finely silted (hair outline preserving) secure watering location 2 mya or so. Is that so difficult?

15 whales in 15 days…. give me a break. Screw you whale guys.

*Actually quite happy for them, just jealous. 

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