Did you know that Pong and Chuck E. Cheese were invented by the same person?

I told this to my uncle once and he said

“Derek that is 5 seconds of my life I am never getting back”

I saw a billboard that said “Internet Free”

I was going “Why would you be proud of not having internet?”

Then I was like “Wait maybe it means the internet is free to use there”

Then I realized it said “Interest Free”

I think I need to get out more

Once when I was driving I saw a tumbleweed on the road and thought it was a huge spider and started freaking out

What a fun trip that was

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