MAC Cosmetics:1 of my dream jobs

so I went to the MAC store at the mall today and those bitches had on bucket hats

  • I have to wear all black which is bomb
  • I get to wear bucket hats
  • I get to do make up and make bitches look chola
  • I get the opportunity to go to NYC or CA. to become a MAC Pro. makeup artist

this is like a “i’m wet” moment. wish me luck!

fuck office depot on the reals.

I love it when girls shout "I'M WET!" It sounds so crude.

“I'm sexy and that dance made me wet - I feel I deserve at least $5 tip.”

— Anonymous

“Moisture is the essence of wetness.”

—Eric Zoolander
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