Central Michigan University -
A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don’t have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn’t qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.
I literally laughed out loud to this. I have a bestfriend/friends that go to western so this is al in good fun, but oh my god urbandictionary I’m dying.