I can’t believe people get married, that’s so flattering, like, hey I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m flattered if a guy wants to eat some pizza with me, I can’t even imagine marriage. 

Emma being weird.

(Emma walks into the diner and spots Regina sitting in a booth, reading the paper. Emma sticks out her hand to Regina. Regina looks up.)

Regina: Yes?

Emma: Hi. I’m Emma Swan.

Regina:… What?

Emma: Hi. I’m Emma Swan. (Emma smiles widely)

Regina: Umm… What are you trying to do Miss Swan?

(Emma huffs and frowns. She goes out of the diner with a confused Mayor watching her. She enters back in with a smile on her face and outstretches her hand.)

Emma: Hi. I’m Emma Swan.

Regina: If this is some kind of sick joke you are trying to play Miss Swan it is not working. I already know who you are.

Emma: Hi. I’m Emma Swan.

Regina: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

(Emma grunts again and walks out of the diner. She comes back in with a larger than life smile on her face and extends her hand out again to the frazzled Mayor.)

Emma: Hi. I’m Emma Swan.

(Regina smacks her hands on the table and stands up.)

Regina: HELLO EMMA SWAN IT’S FUCKING NICE TO MEET YOU! I’M REGINA MILLS!

(Regina forcefully grabs Emma’s hand and shakes it roughly.)

Emma: I was just wondering if you would like to go out with me.

Regina: FINE! PICK ME UP AT 8!

(Emma walks out of the diner.)

Regina:…. Wait, what?

Guys maybe if we keep Tumblr as weird as possible it’ll be enough to scare Yahoo away

Back from a midnight stroll through the woods.

Let it all out. Howled like a coyote. Chased the dog. Got chased by the dog. Sniffed out dead things together. Realized I was horny. Climbed a boulder. Howled again. Almost fell in the creek. Now, it’s time for sleep. 

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