They should design a website
that’s just a static-y image of a Weeping Angel. However, it secretly opens up your webcam and tracks your face, so anytime you blink the Angel gets closer.
And then if you have a house where your lights are controlled by your wifi, the website hacks into that to turn off all of your lights, one by one.
So I was shopping at a locally-owned bookstore today and picked up their copy of “Doctor Who: Dark Horizons” off the shelf. One of the owners had taped this picture to the shelf behind the book:
I screamed so loud everyone in the store turned to stare at me. The owner thought it was hilarious. This is why I have trust issues.
