King's County Bar in Brooklyn to Host Smallest Penis Contest
According to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good things can come in small packages,” the contest will be “pageant style” and involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.”
I’ll never completely understand why people stick around this town. Family, friends, and possibly a job I suppose I can level with. There really is nothing left in this town left for me. I’ve got family, and I’ve got a few friends I can see myself still keeping in touch with in ten years but the opportunities here are invisible.
The music scene is somewhat something of a joke. You’ve got the few local “M3T4L” bands who think they are so brutal.
The search for better conversation gets more and more difficult by the day. I really appreciate the people in my life that think outside the box. My lifelong friend Julie and a guy I consider to be a good friend, James are really the most original people I’ve ever met. THEY are the type of people we need more of in this town. But, if that were the case, I’d have a reason to stick around.
Walking into school every day and seeing all these kids that you KNOW will become nothing but a methed out workers at your local Mcdonalds for the rest of their lives. Worrying about nothing except the accidental child they created at 16 that they were SO excited about until they realized they actually have to pay for it.
I hate people that say things like “I don’t think I’m better than anyone else.” It’s not being conceited and cocky, it’s knowing that you are going to be better than them one day because you chose to make something of yourself instead of becoming a coke addict. I’m better than that, and so are you.
I realize this whole rant is somewhat off topic in areas, but fuck this town. buttfuck this town.
OH P.FUCKING S.
Stop having babies at 15 - it makes you look trashy and irresponsible. Promise.
And STOP posting pictures of yourself partying on Facebook when you DO have that unplanned mistake and then posting statuses about how you’re the best mother ever and “fuck doz h8ers”.
Nah, you’re a joke.