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I am working on a lot of new projects that I am really excited about. I woke up one morning and had a lot of ideas and for the first time put everything in motion right away. I have been a bit stressed out lately thinking about everything because I have never invested so much into anything by myself before but so far everything has gone far smoother than I could ever have hoped for. I’m lucky to be surrounded by really talented and supportive people. Everything should be announced within the next few weeks. 

http://cityslangradio.tumblr.com/post/49937979853/episode17

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WEDNESDAY, MAY 8th, 2013

I got interviewed by Travis and Emmanuel on my favorite radio show: City Slang!  I brought in some punk bangers and talked about me, my “art”, tattoos, and my legendary punk zine.  Click the link above to listen; these dudes do such a rad job, that even interviewing an asshole like me can’t ruin an episode!

An interview with my old hardcore band The Fucking Machines.

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Something I found in an old e-mail

  • Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
  • A: No, 35 children is enough.
  • Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
  • A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
  • Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
  • A: Childbirth.
  • Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
  • borderline irrational.
  • A: So what's your question?
  • Q?: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but
  • pressure. Is she right?
  • A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
  • Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
  • A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
  • Q?: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
  • in labor?
  • A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
  • Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
  • A: Yes, pregnancy.
  • Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
  • A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
  • Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
  • normal again?
  • A: When the kids are in college.
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