SO A REALLY CUTE WHITE GUY STOPPED ME ON MY WAY OUT OF OUR UNIVERSITY CAFETERIA AND WAS LIKE “Hey, can I be honest with you? I think you have the cutest hair on campus.” I ABOUT DIED.
AND THEN AS SOON AS I LEFT I GOT SURROUNDED BY BLACK DUDES AND THIS ONE GUY WAS SAYING SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “are you fucking Tanner (a drug dealer) and can you get me drugs.” BUT I’M NOT SURE CAUSE I COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HIM REAL WELL AND I WAS LIKE “UH NO?” I’VE NEVER EVEN MET THE DRUG DEALER TANNER AND I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS THE CUTE GUY BUT I DON’T THINK IT IS. AND THEN AS I WAS TRYING TO WALK AWAY FROM ALL THE BLACK DUDES ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE “Yo can I go to church with you on Sunday?” AND I WAS LIKE “UH I DON’T GO ON SUNDAY BYE.” AND THEN I HURRIED AWAY AS FAST AS I COULD.
BUT GUYS THAT DUDE WAS SUPER CUTE OMG I HOPE HE LIKES GIRLS CAUSE LIKE THAT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU SAY TO SOMEONE YOU JUST NOTICED, RIGHT? THAT’S LIKE “I’ve noticed you before and think you have cute hair.” RIGHT??!! GUYS I NEVER GET COMPLIMENTS LIKE THAT HOLY SHOOT I’M FREAKING OUT.
