Lake Vostok Predictions

Now that we’ve reached Lake Vostok, the buried-in-ice Antarctic lake, perhaps the most ancient untouched lake (20 Million Years I think, since it last saw the surface?), here are some things I think we should expect:

1) Waterbears in the lake. Because waterbears are everywhere. Even in space.

2) $160 bottles of ancient Lake Vostok water on the black market. You can make a $320 Ancient Antarctic water and whisky, if you use 100 years old Shackleton’s finest!

3) An X-Files like alien virus that escapes from the lake after being frozen since before man rose to be. This will bring the 2012 apocalypse.

waterbears replied to your postThere’s people out there who look down on…

same. it’s even worse in the usa. almost everybody goes to a hospital and gets a c-section for their births its disgusting

WHY WOULD YOU GET A C-SECTION OVER NATURAL BIRTH WILLINGLY OMG 

like, a c-section is deep invasive surgery, you won’t be able to look after the baby properly while you recover! and the first few weeks of a baby’s life are the most important? you need to be there and able to take care of it! ARGIhfslgdgf

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