How to be 100% Heterosexual by Will Schuester
1. Creep on high school boys in the shower
2. Hug hot teen boys whenever you can. Hot adult men can be substituted in as well.
3. Give hot teen boys your number so they can call you when they’re drunk
4. Perform sexualized duets with your hot high school nemesis and don’t take your eyes off him as long as you can help it.
5. …It’s best if you two are both panting at the end of the number
6. Get your Glee kids to perform Rocky Horror. It’s just a coincidence that with your original casting you get to see the attractive gay kid in a corset and fishnets and the hot blond jock in tight shorts.
7. Let two of your sexy male students join your all male a capella group and give them special lesson where you teach them how to move their whole body but especially their hips better.
8. Listen to one of your students talking about bending over and taking it like a man…listen intently.
9. Drive two hours away to visit your former gay male student (and hug him of course!)
10. Have a fantasy musical sequence where you dance around with a ripped, male student of yours
I'm Writing this story for my english class :) It is really good, if i do say so myself.
Banshee attacks were normal but they never attacked the village directly, they usually stayed deep in the heart of the darkest part of the forest, when they flew at high speeds they gave off a scarlett glow. I did not hesitate, my village needed me. I grabbed my staff, pulled over my lunar cloak and took off, down the winding road that led from my cottagee on the edge of the village into the heart of it. The road led straight into Sanctus Square. Sanctus Square was the village center, it was where all the roads met and it was lined with shops and homes. The center of Sanctus Square had an elaborate fountain carved out of the naturally forming crystal that had always been there. The village was built after the fountain because the fountain was so beautiful that the people who carved it decided to stay and settle there. The crystal had magical properties that filled the air with positive magic and many stories told of men who would kiss the top of the crystal fountain and their true love would enter their life before the setting of the next full moon.
