climb aboard captain, let’s rock this love boat. let me be the kraken pulling you into my wet, sucker-filled embrace and you the… well no i don’t know where this is going but it’s sapphic as hell ok.
oh no sapphic beautiful lady things and tentacles emma you’ve uncovered my secret weaknesses i’m helpless to resist
last night i dreamed that david and i went to visit emma in sweden, but also it was chicago, and everything was clean and bright and just a little snowy, and emma was in the shower when we got there so she was all adorable and pink, and she had one of those super cool apartments where the elevator opens right into the apartment, and we ate delicious food, and then my sister showed up too so it was a huge party, and let’s make this happen okay
i want to die
sames tbh
can’t they just keep their fandoms separate THE CROSSOVER DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE
kendra everyone needs a bad one night stand once in a while and i want it to be your douchey hipster man!self
~romance~
Bsg, since it's spirals night
it’s not night here but i FEEL YOU
the first character i fell in love with: roslin! from her first moment onscreen tbh
the character i never expected to love as much as i do now: SAUL TIGH OH MAN YOU SNUCK UP AND STOLE MY HEART
the character everyone else loves that i don’t: it’s not that i don’t love her but i never had strong kara feelings and like everyone seems to be obsessed with her
the character i love that everyone else hates: i don’t know about “hates”, but i have some STRONG tory feelings that i don’t think most people share.
the character i used to love but don’t any longer: hmm, i had some serious sharon valeri feelings in s1, but grace park’s lackluster acting and the advent of characters and arcs i loved more put her at the bottom of my priority list.
the character i would totally smooch: pegasus!six. AND OH WAIT FUCKING CAT, I WOULD SMOOCH HER FROM HERE TO THE MOON AND BACK.
the character i want to be like: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (um, i think i *am* most like lee, probably, for good or ill.)
the character i’d slap: oh god where do i fucking START (lee. helo. chief. tigh. adama. roslin. gaius. kara. oh god i could go ON)
a pairing that i love: saul/ellen, in a “fucked up and beautiful” way.
a pairing that i despise: nothing comes especially to mind? i mean like so many pairings are so awful in canon but there’s nothing where it’s like “ugh people SHIP THAT?”
ngl i’d smang it but feel really conflicted afterwards
no no you’re way outta his (my?) league
~tudor magic makes uncomfortable body hair fall right off~
Magic.
APPARENTLY
for real! she does not do anything remotely ‘good’ unless it benefits her scheme; she manipulates the events in fable 3 to play out a certain way; she deceives,withholds and has her own motives. how can the fandom not grasp this i don’t understand.
AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT IT? she’s outlined as a sociopath and a hardened prophet from the moment you meet her as an adult in the first game. she keeps getting cast in this maternal role which is a) only applicable to sparrow and b) still super sketch ‘cause whoa i met this blind chick who told me to buy a music box and now my sister’s dead and i’m living with gypsies! even if you’re only looking at what is explicitly written she’s still twinblade’s protégé and kept the spire, which should be more than enough to cast her character into doubt.
vulgarvulva replied to your post: EVERYONE AROUND ME IS DYEING THEIR HAIR RED, AND…
i can CHANGE IT UP for you so there’s less redheads crowding u~ plus i’ve been wanting some more natural for a while
NO, IT’S OK YOU ARE PART OF THE ELITE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLOWED RED HAIR
utter gpoy right here
it’s why i love you best of all bby
Lydia/stiles since i still think about your perfect pragmatic headcanon future for them ok
ahhhhhhhhhhh
who cooks: lydia. stiles is not allowed in the kitchen, because stiles thinks that iceberg lettuce, twizzlers, and frozen meatloaf count as food.
who does the laundry and other chores: stiles. because lydia is doing the cooking, and what does he think this is, the patriarchy? (she sends her laundry to a cleaning service when she has the chance, though.)
how many children do they have? none, although scott and allison’s kids practically count.
who’s more dominant: lydia, every day and in every way.
favorite non-sexual activity: vanquishing threats to themselves and their loved ones, effectively and efficiently. also, foot rubs!
their favorite place to be together: tucking scott and allison’s kids into bed before the four of them go full moon defending.
any traditions: ditching scott and allison to go actually kill whatever’s threatening them is so codified it might as well be traditional. also, they’ve definitely gotten into a rut threatening-banter-wise.
what they do for each other on holidays: for some reason, evil supernatural creatures don’t take holidays off. they complain about this, but really they’re just as happy to take the christmas shift and avoid the holiday, and scott and allison aren’t, so.
where did they go for their honeymoon? stiles got a map and a lorebook and tried to figure out where they were least likely to run into anything horrifying. which is how they ended up covered in the wreckage of a couple compost zombies in portland, oregon.
where did they first meet: they were assigned as partners for a third grade book report. they did it on the greek myths. stiles still has it.
any pets: stiles wants to know if you count scott.
what do they fight over: e v e r y t h i n g. if scott didn’t know stiles so well, and allison lydia, they would’ve tried to split them up on grounds of “but you hate each other” long ago. the only exception is what to do in a fight; they are always on the same side as far as strategy.
do they go on vacations? if so, where? they go on “allison heard about something nasty through the argent network” roadtrips. they make it count.
me every night, it’s getting troublesome
im rly relieved that im not the only one omg
its so bad though holy shit
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD??
actual worst. i can only do one or two tags over a day before i snap at how AWFUL THE TUMBLR INTERFACE IS FOR QUICK RETAGGING
siGH
I GOT THIS
