A lot of internet famous people aren’t real, they’re just robots designed to act as subliminal advertisements and none of you guys have noticed. It’s a major conspiracy!

Von(DELL) Swain = Advertising Dell computers
Edd(PLANT) = Advertising vegetables
Liam (DRY)den = Advertising being dry
Lex (CROUCH)er = Advertising crouching
Toby (TURN)er = Advertising turn-based strategy games
Hank and John (GREEN) = Advertising colours
Charlie (MCDONNELL) = Charlie McDonalds. Also, Charlie is an anagram of Ronald if you remove some of the letters and replace them so he Ronald McDonald. 

You guys are all so blind.