Destroyer Of The Universe!
here i come destroyer of the universe
I’ve come to spit a mechanically devised written verse
to show you mother fuckers how i demolish
everywhere i go i leave in ruins impoverish
nobody in this business gonna take me down
im too important fuckers now Serivs is a proper noun
I’m out to defeat fools who’s whack in the game
step back before i smack and light these bitches in flames
i keep it so G it’s embroidered in my brain
taking trips to outer space while I’m sipping champagne
i keep and maintain bitches on the regular
I’m headhunting these questioners like a predator
i make the temperature rise because my flow is too fire
killin mc’s in their own cipher bitch retire
you’re too old talking bout shit that was cool in the past
just sit the fuck down and listen while i take you too class
toke up bitch get lazy and fuckin relax
accept the fact that i killed that fuckin faggot Max
I’m on this white horse riding with laughter
shooting down Lucy in the neck I’m changing the rapture
you know I’m too powerful I’m the destroyer
of the universe run em over with a steamroller
invader invading like my name is Zim
but more grim chopping up your limbs in the high school gym
give me the crown step down who ever think they the best
i’ll compress your fuckin organs Gallic Gun through your chest
My favorite verbs
One of the most beautiful things about the english language is that we can make any noun a verb and it’ll be hilarious. So here’s a few of the absolute best examples of that.
- macguyver: to use mundane objects to make something awesome. Example: “I need to macguyver my way out of this shotgun wedding with a paperclip and some chewing gum.”
- voltron: to combine several awesome things into an even more awesome thing. Example: “Jesse Eisenberg is Michael Cera and Aaron Johnson voltron’d into something that’s actually competent at acting.”
- christian bale: to worm your way into anything that has even a remote chance of being good and make it worse. Example: “Charlie? You’re an asshole. Stop christian baling your way into everyone’s conversations.”
