Password help?
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    Lol, wow.

    A friend of mine called me, and I accidentally missed the call. And he left a voicemail of him singing happy birthday to me.

    Haha. That was sweet of him. 

     
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    Voicemail - Nathan
    • Quinn: You're probably sleeping since you didn't answer, but I wanted to talk to you and.. well, I guess it's better this way. So you can just.. listen. Okay. Here it goes. Today, I went to go meet up with someone. We were going to have sex, obviously, but I couldn't stop thinking about you so I stopped. I didn't have sex with him because of you. That might not... mean anything or.. whatever, but yeah. And Jenn told me. About you and her.. /sniffles, wiping a tear from her eye/ I can't hold that against you because it's an open relationship but it hurt. I can't remember a time that I felt so.. fucking betrayed. I know why you did it, though. /she paused, biting down on her bottom lip and shaking her head/ I love you, Nathan, I do. More than anything. And I'm sorry that you hurt because of me. I can't even describe how much it pains me to know that you're hurt because of things that I do. All I do is hurt you and cause you pain and I know what I can do to stop that, but I just can't bring myself to do it. And I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for not being what you deserve.
     
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    Korean Greeting

    I listened to my voicemail from this morning because I missed my cousin’s call. The beginning was “Annyong hashimnikka Chun-Hui!!” with a long silence before the English began. I was confused for about 2 seconds. My cousin, Eddie, is the only person that calls me by my middle name, Chun-Hui. I like that he calls me by my middle name. He does it because it reminds him of our grandma (it’s her name). It doesn’t feel right if anyone else calls me that. 

     
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    Voicemail to Sam.

    *Exhaling Aria figured Sam was still out for his run or not in the mood to talk and she felt so bad that she couldn’t do anything to make him smile. After debating it for awhile she called him up and as expected there was no answer so she left a voicemail.* Um..hey babe, I know you’re upset and I know I’ve told you if you need anything you can come to me. Which, you can, seriously, I’m home alone for the whole weekend…so you know, you can just chill here. OH and PS you should know:

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    Feel better, hon!

     
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    I should just change my voicemail greeting to: Please hang up and text me, thanks
     
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    calling colin so i can feel like a loser when he doesn’t answer

    YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED DO AN AUTOMATED FUCKING FUCK DON’T CALL ME WHORE

     
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    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    If I ever call your house please make sure you answer or else I will leave voicemails like this.

     
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    Sky. #phonecalls #voicemail #frommycar (Taken with instagram)

     
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    I love getting voicemails from old ladies who've dialed the wrong number

    “It’s Molly. Give me a jingle!”

     
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    Dear person with the private number,

    STOP CALLING ME SEVEN TIMES A DAY!

    If you don’t have the decency of identifying yourself and can’t even leave me a message on my voicemail, I’m not going to answer.