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“My greatest victory has been to be able to live with myself, to accept my shortcomings. I’m a long way from the human being I’d liked to be, but I’ve decided I’m not so bad after all.”

—Audrey Hepburn

رَبَّنَا وَلاَ تُحَمِّلْنَا مَا لاَ طَاقَةَ لَنَا بِهِ وَاعْفُ عَنَّا وَاغْفِرْ لَنَا وَارْحَمْنَا أَنتَ مَوْلانَا فَانصُرْنَا عَلَى الْقَوْمِ الْكَافِرِينَ

“…Our Lord, and burden us not with that which we have no ability to bear. And pardon us; and forgive us; and have mercy upon us. You are our protector, so give us victory over the disbelieving people.” [2:286]

  • Homophobes: I want those gay characters to die
  • Steven DeKnight: Let's make it so the only characters that survive are the gay ones

Dear James

Dear James who sits next to me at work and runs the yogscast-nilesy tumblr,

Please be less mad bro that I just owned you at the naming places in Canada competition. You didn’t have a chance.

BOOYA

So this happened in my exam today.

  • (Middle of the exam, dead quiet, Teaching Assistant comes around with a sheet to "sign you in")
  • TA: Your student card?
  • Me: Why?
  • TA: I need your student card, to sign you in.
  • Me: Oh. That's in my other bag. My student number is 28-
  • TA: No I need your student card.
  • Me: Or what happens?
  • TA: Well then I can't sign you in, and I can't mark your exam.
  • Me: Why?
  • TA: Because we have to know that you're you.
  • Me: But I am me. You see me every class. Who else would I be? I've never needed this for an exam before.
  • TA: *sigh* If you don't have the card-
  • Me: Do you have ID?
  • TA: What?
  • Me: I'd like to see your ID. I need to know that you're you, or I can't let you mark my exam.
  • TA: ......... (Signs me in and moves on)
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