Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
And again, to dispel the “I can’t go vegan because I don’t have the time/money! All vegans eat is veggie burgers and soy cheese anyway!”
Veganism isn’t about being perfect. No one is perfect. It’s about doing absolutely everything you can, within your power, to reduce the suffering of our beloved animal companions.