Why explaining veganism sucks
- Non-vegan: "So, why don't you drink milk?"
- Me: "Well, lots of reasons, to start with, I don't support the rape of any creature, and--"
- Non-vegan: "HAHAHAHAHAHA you thing grabbing some nipples is RAPE?"
- Me: "Actually, that's not the part I'm talking about."
- Non-vegan: "God, you guys, listen to this bitch. She thinks milking a cow is rape. Stupid vegans. Okay, okay dumbass, why don't you eat eggs?"
- Me: "The routine killing of male chicks, and the conditions--"
- Non-vegan: "Woah, vegans are even stupider than I thought, you really think that eating an egg kills a chicken? They aren't fertilized, don't you know how that works?"
- Me: "That is actually no where near what I even said."
- Non-vegan: "Don't try to take it back just because I proved you wrong, stupid."
- Me: "...."
“If god didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.”
“Well, lions eat other animals, ya know.”
“What if you were on a stranded island and all there was to eat is a steak?”
“But bacon!”
“Animals don’t think and feel like humans do.”
“But I only get free-range meat/eggs.”
“But cows like being milked.”
“Humans need to eat meat.”
