hello, officer? i’d like to report a crime. yes. bioware created all these perfect npcs and did not make them romanceable.

I think there’s not enough reaction gifs from Dragon Age on tumblr… let me help you with this issue :P

am I kicked out from the fandom yet? :’D

GUYS IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME

WHAT IF WE’VE BEEN BLAMING VARRIC THIS WHOLE TIME FOR BEING AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

WHEN REALLY

CASSANDRA’S IMAGINATION JUST SUCKS