its the end of the conference
suddenly, the lights dim
“we have a special announcement…”
Gabe Newell steps out on stage, and on the projector behind him, a massive “3” slowly fades in
at this point, the crowd is going fucking WILD, screaming and cheering
an “E” pops up very quickly next to the “3” that’s on the projector
“hope you all had fun tonight at e3! haha. See you next year!”
Gabe gets shot.