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My mom has been telling me to do homework for three hours now

I told her okay, but I need to use the bathroom first

So I got up with my phone and I’m in the bathroom with a “stomach ache” still on tumblr

Yay for door locks and fart noise apps

when your dad walks in and there is gay porn on your dash

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then you try to scroll quickly and there is more….

I don’t know what the hell happened while I was gone, but I’m back and I’m exhausted and I just want to watch TV until I fall asleep.

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