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who gave adam young the right to be adam young

do you ever just lay in bed and think about the person you love and how perfect they are and just get so happy and jittery and you just want to run to their house and kiss their face

if i had a dollar for every unsuccessful text post i made

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i’m that person who doesn’t let anyone know i’m upset and then gets pissed  because nobody knows i’m upset

When I was 9, my dad took me to see Finding Nemo, and then to Red Lobster for fish right after. I cried. For an hour.

when i find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
go to taco bell

we all have that one person we want to kill

or two

or seven billion

i imagine leo attending the hundredth oscar ceremony where he finally wins an oscar and once the award is in his hand his old and wrinkly face contorts into an angry frown and he throws it to the ground with all the force his old body could muster and he proceeds to take off his pants and shits on the stage and walks off, pantsless, with both middle fingers raised above his head. then the people of our genertion, or other avid leo fans rise from their tv screens, tears welling in their eyes and begin to applaud.

i can’t wait till when lizzie finally goes out with darcy and the lbd tag is full of jokes about her getting the Darcy

legend says, when you can’t sleep at night it’s because you’ve slept all day.

“i beg your pardon!” i exclaim. they hand over their pardon reluctantly. i take the pardon and run.

Does anyone else completely love

when bands wear other bands merch?

Like srsly guise support is what we need! 

  • blogger: "FINE THEN. MY UNSUCCESSFUL TEXT POSTS AND I ARE JUST GOING TO START OUR OWN LUNCH TABLE AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO SIT WITH US"
  • blogger: *gets up and moves to another table*
  • tumblr: ...
  • tumblr: *everyone shrugs it off and resumes normal chatter in the tumblr cafeteria*
  • blogger: *sits at open table by the trash bin talking to themselves, while using unsuccessful posts for company and pretending to be a duck by using pringles for a beak*

There are only two types of people in the world.

Those who know every word to every Nsync song ever made.

And those who are fucking laaaaaame.

franz ferdinand better hurry up with that new album before their fans start dying of old age

You put a lot of effort into adding something to a post and then you realize that all you’ve achieved is nothing and you send the post into the belly of Satan where it sits until you are in Hell and he simply regurgitates it back at you, laughing “Dis was u! U used to be dis! haaHAhAHhah”

Everyone always says they wish certain things didn't happen idk man, think how different your life would be if that certain thing didn't happen, it got you where you are today.

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