i like big plush rumps and i cannot lie, and you know dave's bro can't deny, but when lil cal teleports in the room with his one gold tooth and that creepy look on his face, you know dirk gets sprung

Wanna stride up tough
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep so the seams are tearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya 
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rump of plush “skin”
I seen you make the cross stitch bend
Well don’t rush me, rush me
Cause you ain’t that average plushie