My Dream Last Night

[ opens tent zipper, climbs out, and sees…..jamie oliver]

me: oh jamie oliver! you take me out camping and now 
you’ve made breakfast while i was sleeping? you handsome devil cook you!!

jamie: this is all for you baby… i’ve made you tea AND hot chocolate ‘cuz i know thats how you like having beverage options.

me: oh jamie oliver, you ARE the ultimate man…