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So today i was showing my professor my work on my laptop and i BLOODY FORGOT i had MY BL AND ANIME TAB OPEN ON FIREFOX ORZ soo he accidentally click on the firefox window AND I WAS LIKE “ERR THAT’S WRONG”and like slapped his fingers away from my laptop asfg

omf I’m so mad because I was in the library to be picked up, right? So then I was bored and put on a performance of Janus… so this girl comes up to me and goes, “I know what you’re watching” So I go, “REALLY. WHAT AM I WATCHING? PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME AND TELL ME WHAT I AM WATCHING.” Cause seriously this girl doesn’t know Kpop… and. then. she. G O E S, “THAT’S MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN BY PSY” anD HOLY FUCKING SHIT FOR ONE THAT I NOT THE NAME OF THE DAMN SONG AND HOLY FUCK DOES A GROUP OF YOUNG KOREAN BOYS IN A CLOSED ROOM DANCING AND SINGING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SONG LOOK LIKE FUCKING GENTLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN I STAB YOU IN THE THROAT HOLY SHIT

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If you are standing on a moving walkway please prepare yourself for my fist to the back of your dang skull. I don’t like you. You are making me want to punch. Sleep deprived purple heads do not play. I will do all the punching.

So one of my friends on facebook just changed their cover photo to Sybil.

My friend tags me in it and it says, and I quote:

“Yea so i tagged Sydney in this photo because elizabeth mcgovern is in the background and i know how much she wants her”

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I don’t know whether to high five or punch you……..

“I wish that you needed me. I wish that you knew when i said two sugars actually i meant three. and i wish that without me your heart would break. yeah i wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake. i wish that without me you couldn't eat. and i wish i was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep.”

Kate Nash Nicest Things


This is for you Mark

this is why i always hate taking pictures because i always end up looking horrid and gross and disgusting.

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Ya deen omi 3al araf. What’s wrong with you people?

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