Dear "Amanda Bieber"
or @MandaSwaggie on Twitter,
You are…misguided, I believe.
Pfft.
Who am I kidding? You’re an asshat. Justin Bieber is a kid who never reached puberty, who had girls liking him because…I don’t even know why. For some strange reason they do. (Subliminal brainwashing in his songs, perhaps? Hmm…)
Michael Jackson is the King of Pop. Kurt Cobain would probably shoot you himself. The Beatles are better than One Direction. Canadian is not a religion and France isn’t an entirely islamic country. Jesus and God are shaking their heads at you. You’re fourteen - you should be PROUD that you’re still a virgin, not trying to sell yourself out. And you’re only “world famous” because you’re such an idiot.
Please stop making us hate you. It’s too easy to do so and it’s a waste of braincells that I dearly need for school.
Sincerely,
Me (and kind of everybody else too)
