my brother is dumb.

• me: *sets down mellophone right next to me*
• brother: what's that? *moves mellophone with foot*
• me: are you serious? don't ever touch this ever again. it's $2000. it's worth more than you.
• brother: mhmm. whatever. I bet it was only like $100.
• me: ...
• me: no. $2000. don't touch it. don't look at it. don't even think about looking at it.
• brother: you band people are so stupid about your instruments. no wonder you don't have any friends.