how does school expect me to choose a career path at 15 I can’t even choose what I want for dinner

mum just called to tell me she was showing people through a rental house today and there was a girl there with her parents who is in year 8 and somehow they were talking about tumblr and mum said ‘i’m pizza’s mum’ and the girl freaked out and mum thought it was hilarious

when you’re stalking someone on instagram and double tap one of their pictures to zoom in but end up liking it

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if im ever talking to multiple people at once they all seem to stop replying at the same time how does that work do they do it on purpose

im not saying i want to see harry styles in a skirt but im not not saying it either

me roleplaying more like

The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I’m sorry. I’m trash.

the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do is choose a name for my person on animal crossing

I WAS STALKING SOMEONE’S QOOH.ME AND FOUND THIS (my name is jess miller)

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Reasons I hate summer:

  • it’s hot so I sweat a lot
  • it’s hot and I want to wear shorts but MY THIGHS OMG
  • it’s hot and people expect you to go outside
  • it’s hot and I get a sunburn
  • it’s hot

excuse me i am not just a punk i am a soul punk

*commits hit and run on heelys*

I’m watching taken 2 at my grandparents and they have the best surround sound and it’s fkn scary I keep thinking ppl are shooting me from behind

“Parece que 2013 realmente está sendo diferente.”

—O Gigante Acordou~ 

unless you are going to lick my clit please shut up

I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING NOODLE RIGHT NOW LOOK HOW MUCH OF A MAN HE HAS DEVELOPED INTO

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this is an SOS

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