mum just called to tell me she was showing people through a rental house today and there was a girl there with her parents who is in year 8 and somehow they were talking about tumblr and mum said ‘i’m pizza’s mum’ and the girl freaked out and mum thought it was hilarious

when you’re stalking someone on instagram and double tap one of their pictures to zoom in but end up liking it

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if im ever talking to multiple people at once they all seem to stop replying at the same time how does that work do they do it on purpose

im not saying i want to see harry styles in a skirt but im not not saying it either

the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do is choose a name for my person on animal crossing

I WAS STALKING SOMEONE’S QOOH.ME AND FOUND THIS (my name is jess miller)

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excuse me i am not just a punk i am a soul punk

*commits hit and run on heelys*

I’m watching taken 2 at my grandparents and they have the best surround sound and it’s fkn scary I keep thinking ppl are shooting me from behind

“Parece que 2013 realmente está sendo diferente.”

—O Gigante Acordou~ 

unless you are going to lick my clit please shut up

I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING NOODLE RIGHT NOW LOOK HOW MUCH OF A MAN HE HAS DEVELOPED INTO

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“People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in order to ignore the truth they cannot accept.” ”

—Libba Bray - The Sweet Far Thing

hopefully this is the summer where i become irresistibly hot

some times i read out funny things i found in tumblr, to my friends and im legit crying my eyes out because it’s so funny, and they are like what the actually fuck 

i really like curling up in bed with a big mug of tea and thinking about things that i want to happen before i go to sleep

this is an SOS

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