*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

am I actually hungry or just bored: a novel by me

hoping the big announcement is a nude photoshoot

*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively

do you ever think a thing and ur like if i told anyone that they’d think i was nuts and then you see it as a text post with like 50,000 notes cos sometimes i do and thats why i luv you guys

u know when u think of a thing but ur brain can’t make it into a text post

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send me tips on how to get a cute boy to fall in love with me

“Words tend to fill the mind, pictures tend to clear it.”

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water doesn’t have a colour and that makes me angry

the only reason I would want to have a kid is so I get an extra present in between Christmas and my birthday

People who hate Sansa Stark based on season 1 of GoT

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why wouldn’t hannibal be hilarious though i mean the premise of the show is literally “lonely cannibal seeks friend but keeps eating them” where is the laughter track

  • Mãe: Já terminou a lição de casa?
  • Eu: Não.
  • Mãe: E o que falta para terminar?
  • Eu: Começar.
  • E foi assim que perdi meus dois dente da frente.

i like listening to music when im sad because music is so beautiful no matter how ugly the world is

cascada i thought you were dead

"O primeiro encontro, que reuniu os seis na oficina, foi marcante. Aliás, todo o processo de seleção foi difícil, com aquela expectativa, a dúvida se aquele seria ou não o nosso próximo trabalho. A gente mal sabia que aquilo seria a nossa vida pelos próximos três anos." Mel Fronckowiak.

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